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« Nous ne savons renoncer à rien. Nous ne savons qu'échanger une chose contre une autre. »
— Freud
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Spiders are the only web developers that enjoy finding bugs.
If you stare into a mirror while yawning, you could potentially yawn infinitely.
It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it's fixed and finally cool, you leave.
With how big the ocean is, we're pretty lucky waves are so small.
\"Don't go grocery shopping on an empty stomach.\" By that logic, you shouldn't shop for clothes while you're naked.
If you are one in a million, there are 7600 of you in the world.
If you're a lazy cannibal, instead of ordering a pizza, you just order a pizza delivery guy.
Atoms are the pixels of real life.
You?re simultaneously the oldest you?ve ever been and the youngest you ever will be again.
Everyone was once, even for a brief moment, the youngest person alive. However, not everyone can be the oldest person alive.
There could be a species on earth that is so good at camouflage that we don?t even know it exists.
People have advanced technology and society wise to an incredible level but still can spend hours just staring in admiration at a camp fire as if they just found it.
Because of humanity's global communication, we'll probably be the first species on earth to be actively aware that we're going extinct.
If you're accused of being argumentative and defensive, it's impossible to debate it.
You probably saw a person today who you will never see again for the rest of your life.
If you do something for 8 hours a day almost every day, it's an addiction. Unless you get paid for it, then it's a job.
We work hard to invent products that help us be lazy.
No one has ever been in an empty room.
2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers.
The phrase \"You Only Live Once\" can be used to either convince or discourage someone from doing something risky.
A lighter in the stone age would have been a life saving device, but we mostly use it today to give ourselves cancer.
If we ever contacted aliens, it would be hard to explain why we have so many movies about killing them.
Self driving cars would be a huge opportunity for blind people.
You can hold your breath underwater for the rest of your life.
we get payed by our employer just to spend that money at another employer, so their employees can get payed.
Maybe oxygen is poisonous and it just takes around 70-100 years to kill us.
The future doesn't exist.
Smoking a joint with Snoop Dogg is like playing football with Cristiano Ronaldo.
If you order a Whopper Jr. at Burger King from an employee named Junior, you will get a Whopper.
Football is the world's most important unimportant thing.
WWW is used as a way to shorten World Wide Web, except it's actually much more effort to say because of all the syllables.
If somebody needed a full-brain transplant and you donated, they wouldn't get a new brain, you would just get a new body.
you could be allergic to dinosaurs and never know.
Bongs unite all four elements: Earth, Wind, Fire and Water.
Hospital is a weird place. In a room there's a father holding his son for the first time. In a different room, a son is holding his father for the last time.
Anyone who is saddened by the fact that horses can't fly wasn't soiled by a pigeon in his life.
Phone passwords aren't to protect your phone from criminals. They're to protect it from your friends.
The internet both almost killed off the postal service with email and then made it more needed than ever with online delivery.
Would the makers of a movie about a flat earth, accept a Golden Globe award.
Watching an ad to continue a mobile game is the same as putting an extra quarter into an arcade machine.
Playing Hide and Seek at IKEA would be very time-consuming.
If we found Aliens we would be excited. If Aliens found us, we would be terrified.
Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.
Are hands just naked sock puppets?
Places that seem fun during the daytime (playgrounds, parks, schools, amusement parks) are creepy/weird at night. And places that seem fun during the night (bars, clubs, etc) are creepy/weird during the day.
The difference between a rebellion and a revolution is dependent on who won.
Arms are like legs but for moving stuff that isn't you.
If you believe the earth is flat, do you also believe the sun and the moon are flat?
Not having insurance is like an opposite lottery, you gain a little bit of money every day with the possibility of losing big.
When you're happy, you hear the melody. When you're heartbroken, you hear the lyrics.
The only reason celebrities always say people should follow their dreams is because they're part of the small percentage who were actually successful.
All our pets might have stockholm syndrome.
You've technically never watched a full movie because you blink.
They don't make heart-shaped tortilla chips for Valentine's Day because most of the bag would be filled with broken hearts.
If time is money, waiting for a discount is the same as paying full price.
Eating healthy costs more now. Eating unhealthy costs way more later.
Telling kids that they are adults at 18 is the biggest prank adults have ever pulled on kids.
Before Edison, people with an idea had a burning candle appear above their heads.
people born in the year 2000 will almost never forget how old they will become on their birthdays.
The creation of fire possibly prevented us from developing night vision.
A lot of companies will go out of business if suddenly everyone just accepted the way they look.
\"May all your dreams come true\" is really more of a threat than anything.
It's easier to be lazy if you're rich, but it's harder to be rich if you're lazy.
If there was a real zombie apocalypse, we would probably just assume they are actors in some sort of performance.
Not being from Asia makes you a minority.
Technology will one day make it impossible to tell the difference between reality and fiction.
If you donate blood you'll always be in someone elses heart.
Technically, anyone who has ever been abroad to a country with a different timezone is a time traveler.
Now that cellphones are becoming more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into the pool again.
When the apocalypse happens there will be a set of people who are stuck with half a haircut.
The only thing worse than having a job is looking for one.
Time in movies is almost always faster than in real life, unless there is a countdown timer involved.
Google Earth gives you the opportunity to explore the wonders of the world, but instead you go to your house.
No matter how fast you are driving, you sometimes feel that everyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone going faster than you is a maniac.
No matter how hard you try you will never succeed in describing colours to a person born blind.
It's impossible to describe a color without saying an object that is that color.
every surgeon must have a first time, and you very well might be they're first ever surgery.
A penny you spend could get back to you one day.
99% of pens sold are probably only purchased because someone lost all their pens, not because they ran out of ink.
Sexaholics going to a rehab meetings together is like alcoholics going to AA meetings with alcohol.